Take The Islamo-Fascist Keystone Quiz!!
Who says Libertarians should have a monopoly on short political quizzes. Here is a Pennsylvania specific quiz for a somewhat different ideology, based on LPPa's Keystone Quiz.
|
Posted January 24, 2007
Just for fun, here's the Islamo-Fascist version!!
Islamo-Keystone Quiz.
Personal- Islamo-Keystone Quiz
(possible Islamo-LPPa Candidates' Survey)
1. The military draft must not be reinstituted in Pa. May the streets run red with the blood of the infidels.
2. Government should not control radio, TV, the press or the internet. Hezbollah should.
3. Same sex couples shall have the same rights regarding contracts,
adoption, inheritance and visitation as married couples presently enjoy, once they are beheaded by a scimitar while we chant 'glory to Allah.'
4. Medical marijuana shall be a valid treatment offered for appropriate medical conditions by physicians licensed in Pa. But alcohol is another matter. Off with their hands.
5. The right of The United Arab Emirates to run the port of Philadelphia shall not be questioned.
Economic- Islamo-LPPa Candidates' Survey.
1. Pa. Business and farms must operate without state subsidies, and
excessive regulations on Pa. businesses shall be repealed and replaced by Islamic Law.
2. The Pa. Turnpike Commission, Milk Marketing Board and State Liquor
Control Boards must be run by the United Arab Emirates, according to a secret deal.
3. Minimum wage laws cause unemployment. Repeal them in Pa. and make the Jews do all the work for free, or else.
4. Governor Ed Rendell's 33% state income tax increase must be repealed. A Fatwah shall be placed on the infidel's somewhat large head.
5. Pa. landowners must be free from eminent domain land grabs where their private property is transferred by the courts to another private entity, except, of course when Islamic Courts transfer property from Israelis to the Palestinians.
2 Comments
Printer Friendly Version
Top of Page
|
